More trouble for Vick

Michael Vick seems to have another lawsuit on his hands, this one coming from Prison Inmate Johnathan Lee Riches(c). Riches(c) claims that Vick stole animals (dogs) from his properly and used them in dogfights. Moreover he claims that Vick impinged upon his 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 8th, and 14th (Rights for former slaves?) Amendment rights, as well as selling on dogs on eBay and using the money to buy Iranian missiles, pledging allegiance to Al-Qae... Hey why don't you just read it yourself, trust me it gets better.

Above the Law: Lawsuit of the day

I think the best part is when he claims to be owed 63,000,000,000.00 billion dollars backed by gold and silver, which he wants delivered (UPS, no less) to the front gats of his correctional institute.

Tip of the hat goes to 100% Injury Rate.