Highlight of my life

So I went to the mall this afternoon where Adriana Lima was signing autographs at Victoria's Secret (I did not know this prior to going to the mall). I kid you not, I was within touching distance from easily the hottest woman I have ever seen in my entire life. She is as good looking, or possibly even more, in real life as she looks in photo shoots. The only thing is that she is much taller than I expected (5'10" according to Wikipedia), but that height is pretty much all legs.

Oh the humanity.