What you missed...

when the internet shut down for the weekend...

MLB

Griffey hits 599, Jay Bruce steals the show

Clayton Kershaw: Not as much (3.2 innings, 4 ER, in his second start).

Manny hits no. 500 (and 501).

Formerly Devilish Rays still sit atop the American League. Newsflash: These are not your big brother's Rays.

NBA

Celtics oust Detroit in 6, sending us back to the time of sports goggles and hair bands.

TrueHoop's Stat Geek Smackdown is down to a dead heat between Kubatko and Ilardi.

Roland Garros

Nadal, Djokovic cruise on to the quarters. Federer on his way.

4th Round not friendly to the French. 4 enter, only Monfils (because he has yet to play)remains, assuming that Federer, with a 2 sets to love lead, finishes off Benneteau.

America wiped out. (Bryans down today too, rubbing it in).