I smell like pure sport

Our convenience store only carries one type of men's body wash, that being Old Spice High Endurance: Pure Sport. I'm not really sure what pure sport smells like, but, at least to me, it doesn't sound like it smells as good as their other "scents": Fresh, Arctic Blast, Mountain Rush, Pacific Surge, and Smooth Blast.

I'd characterize the smell of pure sport as a mix of sweat, dirt, leather, and burnt rubber. This is not what my body wash smells like.