Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Best sentences I've read in a while

Unlike working in the sports internet industry, where being effeminate and soft is expected, when you’re a pro ballplayer, you must maintain a perception of badass, over-the-top masculinity, lest anyone think you’re -- god forbid! -- gay. There are, however, two simple ways to kill this perception: 1) Use lotion to moisturize during a game, 2) Grab said lotion out of your Hello Kitty backpack.

[The Sporting Blog]