How to build a franchise QB

I'm going to singlehandedly set bloggers back a few years by making unsubstantiated claims without any credibility or accountability about my sources. Oh well, here goes.

I have a friend, who for legal reasons will remain unnamed, who is working as a pharmacist at CVS. I'm not sure if everyone knows this, but everyone who picks up prescriptions at CVS has their outstanding Rx's recorded in the system, which is available to view for all of the working pharmacists (for medical reasons).

So last night, after a couple drinks, I asked him if he knew of any big names who got their scripts at CVS. He responded that not only did he see this guy in the system, but he had actually personally filled a prescription for none other than the Golden Boy, Tom Brady.

My interest piqued, I inquired further, what kind of meds was Tommy Boy getting? The first group was pretty obvious, a whole bunch of pain killers. I guess at the end of the day, that red practice jersey only gets you so far.

Next up in his group of prescriptions was Propecia. I hadn't noticed before, but is the pretty boy losing his hair?

I guess the hairline might be receding a little bit, but it's nothing to write home about. I guess when your face makes millions, you're better safe than sorry when it comes to your hair.

The final prescription he had? Lots and lots of Adderall. I'm not going to be crying foul over this, but Adderall, while commonly known as the study-drug, is basically just a bunch of amphetamines. "Greenies" aren't banned in the NFL, but they are in the MLB, so there must be some performance enhancing aspect to them. But who knows, maybe Tommy just has ADH...hey a red car!